Who Really Owns A Man?His Mother Or His Wife.

This got me laughing this afternoon and I thought I should share with you too to brighten your day...........
Mother: my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year.
Wife: he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than ten years and is still sucking.
Mother: I carried him for nine months .
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then,so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs with pains.
Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once,he stayed between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night............hahahahaha
I can't laugh alone. Who do you really think owns a man?